Let’s Watch A Fenway Park Security Officer Spear A Fan That Runs Onto The Field

Here we have an inebriated fan at Fenway Park who decides that he wants his moment of glory on the field. Unfortunately for him, his moment glory was quickly overshadowed by a security guard’s “text book tackle” moment of glory. Via BuzzFeed

The Glory Lines: Another Sammy Sosa Sighting, Charlie Bell Stabbed With A Box Cutter By His Wife, & Rashard Medenhall’s Osama Bin Laden Tweet

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Sammy Sosa Had a Fabulous Time at Heat-Celtics (The Big Lead) Lakers fumble and tumble in […]

Michigan Can’t Beat Jim Tressel On The Field, So They Beat Him On A Billboard

Very clever Michigan men (or women). Very clever. Now that you’ve conquered Jim Tressel on a billboard, does this mean that you finally find a way to conquer him on the field? Probably not. But 1 for 2 aint bad. Via Detroit Free Press

Texas High School Is Building A $60 Million Football Stadium

If you follow high school football you know that the state of Texas takes football very seriously. Many people compare coaching in Texas with coaching in college because there is so much pressure on the head coach to win. Well down in Allen, TX one school has decided to upgrade their stadium in a major […]

Sacramento Gets To Cherish Their Kings For One More Season

After dragging the citizens of Sacramento on an emotional roller coaster and even making these poor guys cry, the Maloofs have decided to keep the team in Sacramento for at least one more season. “We are heading back to Sacramento. It was a tough decision. Ticket holders were reaching out to us, and it was […]

Only Milton Bradley Could Manage Getting Ejected For Arguing A Call That Didn’t Involve Him

I know what you’re thinking. “Milton Bradley always gets ejected. Big deal”. Yeah well, you’re right. But this goes beyond the usual ejection story involving Milton Bradley. You see, this particular story doesn’t involve Bradley getting ejected for arguing a call that went against him. Oh no. This story involves him being ejected for arguing […]

Let’s Start The Week With An Alabama Fan Yelling “Roll Tide” During Coverage Of Bin Laden’s Death

Boy I tell you. Alabama fans never miss an opportunity. While the entire country just wanted to scream U-S-A at the top of their lungs in response to the news of Osama Bin Laden’s death, this opportunistic Tide fan sneaks in a “Roll Tide”.

The Glory Lines: Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, NFL Draft Grades, & Roger McDowell Suspended Two Weeks

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. Bin Laden Is Dead, Obama Says (NY Times) Paul Pierce ejection puzzles, hurts Celtics (Boston Herald) […]

Meet Chris Snyder, MLB’s Slowest Baserunner

Since MLB keeps every stat known to man, it shouldn’t be surprising that they keep track of the most at bats without a stolen base. And because of MLB’s penchant for keeping meaningless stats, you’re able to be introduced to Pittsburgh Pirates catcher Chris Synder. You see, Snyder is said to be the slowest baserunner […]

Braves Pitcher Derek Lowe Arrested On DUI Charges

Another day, another DUI charge to discuss. Today’s discussion centers around Atlanta Braves pitcher Derek Lowe. Lowe was arrested early this morning after he was pulled over for allegedly racing another vehicle down one of the busiest streets in Atlanta. Which make total sense, right? “Troopers observed two vehicles racing on Peachtree Road and were […]