Why Yes, That Is Indeed Tom Brady And His Ponytail Dancing At Rio Carnival

I don’t know what has gotten into Tom Brady. Nor do I want to know. First the man is trying to tie the sheepdog on his head into a ponytail and now the man is dancing at Rio Carnival. Hide the children. They don’t need to see their hero like this.

The Glory Lines: NBA Dunk Contest Was Rigged, ESPN Creating Its Own Sports Media Blog, & NBA Players Like Taking Naps

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. The NBA Dunk Contest Was (Maybe, A Little Bit) Totally Rigged! (SB Nation) Notre Dame to […]

Richard Williams Has Finally Gotten Out The Game

Gather round. Time to pour out a little liquor from our pimp cups for the playa Richard Williams. You all remember Richard Williams, right? Venus and Serena Williams’ dad. Richard Williams, who had a little tenderoni that is 37 years younger than him. Yeah, now you remember. Well, he decided to marry that tenderoni, thus […]

Questionable Poses: Tom Brady’s New Onytail

It’s bad enough that the man has a blonde sheep dog on his head. Now, he’s attempting to tie that sheep dog into a ponytail. Which leaves him with an “onytail” instead of a ponytail. There’s many more angles of Brady’s sheepdog onytail ahead, if you can stomach it. Ok, that’s all I can stomach. […]

I Guess We Should Attempt To Narrow Down Which Miami Heat Players Cried Yesterday

By now, you’ve all heard or read about Erik Spoelstra outing some of his players for crying after yesterday’s loss to the Bulls. But he stopped short of actually spilling the beans about who those players actually are. So, we feel it’s our job to help narrow things down so you can sound really intelligent […]

Former Tennessee Coach Chuck Smith Isn’t Exactly Happy That He Was Told To Resign

There are some people who get asked to resign and they do it without fight. Well former defensive line coach Chuck Smith doesn’t believe in leaving quietly and is letting his voice be heard. On Friday, Smith called an impromptu press conference to let everyone know that he was forced out of his job and […]

Let’s Start The Week With Bob Knight Saying Chickensh*t On National Television

While you were busy doing what you did on Saturday morning, ESPN’s attempted to make their non-college football version of College Gameday a little more watchable. Well, ESPN didn’t really, their no nonsense college basketball analyst Bob Knight did. During one of the many gimmicks that are used to attempt the show interesting, Knight played […]

The Glory Lines: Heat Players Cried After Loss To The Bulls, Nick Fairley’s Draft Status Is Dropping, & Chris Paul Carted Off On Stretcher

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Have a link or story that needs to be added? Hit us up at nogutsglory@gmail.com. One Sentence Tells You All You Need To Know About The Miami Heat’s State Of Mind […]

Minor League Hockey Team Set To Have A Charlie Sheen Night

Everyone knows that minor League baseball is the breeding ground for crazy promotional games. But since the baseball season isn’t underway just yet, there’s a void for Charlie Sheen promotional games. Enter the Bakersfield Condors. The Condors intend to take full advantage of all the “Winning” Sheen has been doing recently on March 12th where […]

And Here’s A Hockey Fight That Is Promptly Ended With Two Punches

In a Central Hockey League game between Allen’s Americans (yeah, I know) and Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs (hey, I didn’t name them), Judd Blackwater of the Americans decided to fight Jim Jorgensen of the Mudbugs. The process of participating in this hockey fight began as most of them do, until Blackwater decided that he wanted the fight […]