The Glory Lines 4/9/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! 37 Things Lower Than Brian Moehler’s ERA (Wasting Away In Wrigleyville) Crackin’ on Cleveland and Minnesota (More Hardball) Phillies 2008 World Series Ring Revealed (The 700 Level) Stewart Cink and Charlie […]

Eddy Curry Promises He Won’t Be As Round Next Season

For any ladies (or fellas) out there that has fell in love with the curves that Eddy Curry is displaying in this picture may be a tad disappointed come next season. That’s because Curry has vowed to trim down and actually be ready for training camp next season. Next season the Knicks’ big man expects […]

Blue Jays Fans Just Wouldn’t Stop Until They Finally Took Away The Booze

So it has finally happened. Yep, the booze wasn’t flowing during yesterday’s Tigers-Blue Jays game and it won’t be for three additional dates because according to the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario, folks in Toronto can’t hold their liquor. The panel cited five broken rules at baseball and football games and concerts dating to […]

The Glory Lines 4/8/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Joba Goes Nine (Steps)! (The Smoking Gun) Advice for the Mens Stadium Bathroom (Joe Sports Fan) The Wonders of Shaq’s Scrabble Board (The Legend of Cecilio Guante) Top 10 Ways How […]

At This Exact Moment, Michigan State Knew They Were Screwed

In every game, there is a defining moment where the tide turns. The moment where one team takes control of a game and never relinquishes it. For North Carolina, that moment didn’t happen last night. No, it happened before last night. The minute Tyler Hansbrough jogged past the Michigan State Spartans in a hallway, everything […]

Soldiers Don’t Come Cheap These Days

Well that’s if you can catch a football. Luckily for him, Kellen Winslow Jr can do just that. For his unique mix of football catching and soldiering, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have rewarded junior with the largest tight end deal in history. Winslow, according to his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, agreed to a six-year, $36.1 million […]

The Glory Lines 4/7/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Some names we won’t be seeing on Opening Day (Major League Jerk) Spring Training Leader Board (More Hardball) Snazzy court lures Silver Surfer to women’s Final Four (The Sports Hernia) Ten […]

I Remember When You Were Stunning Steve, Now You’re A Hall Of Famer

Over the years, I’ve lost touch with wrestling. I couldn’t tell you who the current champ is, who’s a “good guy”, or who’s a “heel”. But when I caught wind of Steve Austin being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, the wrestling lover of old came out of me. You see, I remember Steve […]

The Only Negative Of Michigan State Advancing To Tonight’s Championship Game Is Now Jim Delany Has A Reason To Open His Mouth

This here is Jim Delany. You know him. He’s the commissioner of the Big Ten. And he’s the same Jim Delany that thinks the Big Ten’s s#@t don’t stink. Now that Michigan State will play in tonight’s championship game, he’s taking the opportunity to rub it in the face of all of those that had […]

The Worst Ceremonial First Pitches

Opening day is finally upon us. So you know what that means……ceremonial first pitches. Which also means, we give you the worst ceremonial first pitches. Did you expect anything different from us? Mariah Carey in heels and dukes. Looks good, but as for the pitch….not so good. Some people know that they have a noodle […]

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