Finally, A Campaign We Can All Agree With

Do you see this face? This is more than a man with a super stache. This is Patrick Dugan and he is a city judge in Philadelphia. He also hates the Cowboys. And he is also using his haterd for “America’s Team” as a key component for his re-election campaign. Here’s a few of the […]

Your A-Z Guide For The NBA Playoffs

At the start of the NBA season, we put together our guide for the upcoming season. Now, that you’ve taken a look and gotten all of the laughter out of your system from all the things that we got wrong, poise yourself, for we have compiled our guide for the “real” season. Yep, here it […]

The Glory Lines 4/17/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Heath Bell Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving (Rumors and Rants) Tell Me What You Really Think (More Hardball) Sportsnet Roger Millions Says Cock Sucker On Live Television (Total Pro […]

Careful With The Bullentin Board Material This Early, Phil

Most people are expecting a Lakers, Cavaliers match up in this year’s NBA Finals. Especially since it’s looking like KG could miss the playoffs. Well today on the Dan Patrick Show, Phil Jackson did his part to make the match up even more interesting if the two were to meet in the Finals. – Dan […]

I’m Not Sure How The Hulkamaniacs Will Take This

There are a few things that one can do that will land you in America’s doghousefast. 1) Kill dogs.2) Give yourself bonuses after the government bails you out.3) Publicly defend O.J. Simpson. Hulk Hogan recently committed one of these sins. And here’s a hint, he didn’t kill any dogs nor accept any bailouts. Yep, that’s […]

The Glory Lines 4/16/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Shaquille O’Neal Gets Payback on Lou Amundson for Prank (The Hoop Doctors) 2 Legit 2 Quit Athletes: Where Are They Now? (InGameNow) Adrian Gonzalez’s Inexcusably Ridiculous Cap Accessory (The Legend of […]

This Is Definitely Getting Out Of Hand: Greg Paulus To Play For Michigan?

Oh no, this isn’t a joke. I don’t know about you, but it took me all day yesterday to wrap my brain around the reasons that the Packers would be interested in Greg Paulus. Now, today I have to wake up to this: According to sources close to the situation, the former Duke point guard […]

The Glory Lines 4/15/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! People Love Stuff They’ve Heard Of (The Big Lead) John Wall, Mason Plumlee and John Henson prepare for the Jordan Brand Classic at ESPN… (Observation Bubble) Angry Bruin Enforces Unwritten Rules […]

Mike Piazza Is A Private Man And Private Men Sneak Out The Back Door At Citi Field

Tom Seaver and Mike Piazza christened Citi Field with a ceremonial first pitch that went off without a hitch, unlike these. But while Seaver stuck around to take in all the festivities, Piazza was no where to be found. Once they left the stage and ceded their place to the first regular-season game, Seaver made […]

If His Twitter Account Is Any Indication, Hasheem Thabeet Doesn’t Seem To Be Heading Back To UConn

If you take a look at our twitter account, you will notice that we haven’t really gotten into the whole following every athlete that is supposedly tweeting for themselves. So we’ll have to depend on a second hand account for this one. Apparently, Thabeet, who has yet to declare his intentions for next year, is […]

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