All That Training For A Measly 3 Seconds?

One guy looks to have been training for years. The other, less than a week. And for all those years of training, you know what that one guy gets? Knocked out in 3 seconds. Let’s go to the tape. Moral of the story? Training is a waste of time! Keep your d*@n guard up! Fan […]

I Never Knew That The Phillies And The Indians Were The Same Team

You didn’t know either? Well it’s completely obvious now. I guess, as they say, the gig is up. I just wish someone would’ve clued me in on this earlier. If they had, I wouldn’t have spent my last hour at work yesterday wondering why the Indians basically gave away Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco to […]

The Glory Lines 7/30/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Brett Favre The Best Fantasy Football Player Ever? (Sharapova’s Thigh) Please don’t ever retire, Joe Paterno (Hail To The Orange) Ocho’s UStream Going Well (Intentional Foul) Jay Mariotti Makes Kids Cry […]

Sam Bradford Will Autograph Just About Anything, Including Your Newborn

The legend of Sam Bradford is growing. It’s nowhere near the Tebow’s legend yet as people have yet to wonder about Bradford’s sexual pursuits, but it’s growing. And fast. So fast, that normal autograph signings, like the one pictured above, are a thing of the past. If by chance you leave your jerseys, photos, and […]

The Glory Lines 7/29/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Fan selling eight Lebron James scrapbooks for 250 K (Steady Burn) “PUJOLS 5″ Jerseys Are Soooo 2008 (Joe Sports Fan) Problems In New York? (My Sports Rumors) QUESTIONS THAT WILL NOT […]

Here’s Two Utterly Useless NBA Trades To Hold You Over Until The MLB Trade Deadline

While MLB teams are teasing us with blockbuster deals, the NBA is picking up the slack by forcing useless trades down our throat. ESPN’s Mark Stein is reporting that the Bobcats and Hornets have agreed in principle to a trade that will send Tyson Chandler to the Charlotte Bobcats and Emeka Okafor to the Hornets. […]

The Glory Lines 7/28/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Baseball’s Most Immovable Players (Rumors and Rants) Kevin Garnett, Peyton Manning and some dude to endorse Wheaties (The Sports Hernia) Kwame Brown: Underrated? (Life On Dumars) Phillies Fan uses a “laser […]

No Guts Turns One Today

Can you believe we’ve been building this center of excellence that we call No Guts, No Glory for a year now? I can’t either. But we’ve made it. Aren’t you happy? The past year has been pretty interesting to say the least. But you won’t hear any regrets from us. In fact, we’ve done pretty […]

There Will Be No Throwing Up Of "Da U" At An University Of Florida Run Camp

Everyone should know by now that it’s all about “Da U”. Why? Because players and ex-players from “Da U” have told you this over and over. Yet, you just won’t listen. Case in point, an University of Florida assistant coach had the nerve to kick Jacksonville Terry Parker High School offensive lineman Tavadis Glenn out […]

Rickey Henderson Scored Runs, Stole Bases, And Spawned At Least One Marriage

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were inducted into the MLB Hall of Fame on yesterday. And to no one’s surprise, Rickey Henderson stole the show. But enough of the on-the-field accolades. Let’s talk about one of his off-the-field accolades. Mainly, that completely real photo above. Yes, along with being the greatest lead-off hitter to ever […]

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