Having A Mascot Is Good, Having A Dry Humping, Inflatable Shark As A Mascot Is Even Better

There is an entire story surrounding Willie, the mascot for the Colombian Junior Tiburon, but I’ll let you Google him or click the link below if you want to know about his recent apology for what you’re about to see here. (Hey, I can’t do all the work for you.) Besides, the most important part […]

Even While In Prison, Maurice Clarett Is Fielding Offers From NFL Teams

Well, that’s what Clarett and his attorney want you to believe. Because it’s all a part of Clarett’s bid to be released from prison early. The ole, “He has a chance to play in the NFL, judge. If he’s not released soon, his livelihood could be at stake” trick. It’s the oldest trick in the […]

The Glory Lines 6/19/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Celebrating the worst in NHL television for 2008-09 (Puck Daddy) Yeah, There Are Steelers Fans In Iran (PSAMP) Noodle Arm Night (Thunder Treats) Gym Teacher Chokes Kid During Dodgeball Game (Sports […]

Jerry "The King" Lawler Awards The Cleveland Indians The WWE Championship Belt For Chocking Their Fans Into Submission

Ok, I’m not sure if Indians’ fans have “tapped out” yet, but at 29-39 and in last place in the AL Central, the Indians are doing their best to make them submit. But Cleveland fans are pretty tough. When your teams are the Browns, Indians, and Cavs, submission isn’t a word in your vocabulary. Well […]

The Glory Lines 6/18/2009

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Steroid Era: Best Of The Rest (Josh Q. Public) The Odds-On Favorite – Mid-offseason predictions (Sparty and Friends) A Few Thoughts on Wrigley (Major League Jerk) Big Al to Phoenix? (CelticsBlog) […]

Watching A Dude Getting Choked Out By A Woman Is Post-Worthy, Right?

I’ve seen a few of Chris Cyborg’s matches and she is a beast. And if you haven’t heard, she is fighting Gina Carano on August 15th. You’re not getting this video forced down your throat because I’m a huge fan of the Cyborg or because I’m absolutely pumped for this fight. You will watch this […]

In Today’s Less Than Astounishing News, Sammy Sosa Tested Positive For Steroids In 2003

Aw yeah, the countdown is now on. Just 102 more names and we can finally be done with this fiasco. Ok, on the “news”. Sammy Sosa, who joined with Mark McGwire in 1998 in a celebrated pursuit of baseball’s single-season home run record, is among the players who tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug in […]

The Glory Lines 6/17/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Shaq Chokes Chuck Liddell, Video (NESW Sports) Dummer & Dummererrr (Thunder Treats) Ten Commandments for Today’s Athlete (Bear Goggles On) McGrady A Knick? (My Sports Rumors) The Pattern On John Daly’s […]

Questionable Poses: Josh Powell Doesn’t Play A Lick, But He Still Gets His Pics

During all the hoopla of a championship celebration, there are a few moments that are pure gold. Moments that can’t be duplicated no matter how hard you try. Well luckily, one of those moments from the Lakers’ championship celebration has been captured. And I must say, it is pure gold. Only in the NBA can […]

Um Dave Wannstedt, I Think You May Want To See This

We rarely start the day with a video, but this one is pretty incredible. So incredible that I’m doubting the “realness” of what you’re about to see. But for all intents and purposes, let’s just go with the pretense that this is completely real. And that should justify you taking time out of your busy […]

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