The 7 Most Depressing Places To Be A Sports Fan In 2008

As we wind down 2008, it’s time for every sports site known to man to give out their year end awards. SI’s Extra Mustard is giving out their Clicksy Awards, Deadspin is giving out their SHOTY Award and that’s just to name a few. But here at No Guts, we want to pay homage to […]

The Only Key To Winning The Heisman, Wear A Hand Cast

Throw out the stats and everything else that happens on the field. There was only one thing that separated Sam Bradford from Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy. And that was a hand cast. We all remember this photo from last year’s Heisman Awards: See any similarities to Bradford’s photo? That’s right, Tebow is sporting a […]

The Glory-Lines 12/13/2008

It’s a Heisman Saturday edition of the Glory-Lines. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Wilbon: “Threesomes Keep It Interesting” (Awful Announcing) WATCH YOUR BACK JIM BUNNING (The World of Isaac) Petition to Stop LeBron James Petitioners (Hugging Harold Reynolds) What does it look […]

The Glory-Lines 12/11/2008

It’s a Thursday edition of the Glory-Lines. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! The seven: NBA movies opening for Christmas (Cuzoogle) HOW THE NFC NORTH IS WON (Zoner Sports) America’s Oldest Golf Club…on Ebay for $155,000 (Steady Burn) MoonDog’s Heisman Ballot – Colt […]

Missing Cuts And Smashing Cameras, A Day In The Life Of John Daly

Fresh off his arrest in October at a Winston-Salem Hooters, John Daly has found his way back into the news. Daly seems to have realized that his PGA career is all but dead, but he hasn’t figured out how to deal with it just yet. According to ESPN, Daly smashed an onlooker’s camera after shooting […]

Things That Make Me Ponder

Why doesn’t the ESPN dress code apply to Bob Knight?So, I’m watching the Jimmy V Classic and I have an “one of these things is not like the others” moment during the delay between the ending of the Davidson, West Virginia game and the start of the Texas, Villanova game. Bob Knight is on my […]

After 13 Straight Losses, Rod Marinelli Is Finally Off His Rocker!

Poor Rod Marinelli. His tenure as the Detroit Lions head coach looks to have finally taken its toll on him. The Detroit Free Press has posted some highlights from his weekly post conference with the media and he had some “interesting” answers to the questions that he was asked. When asked, “how stunned he is […]

The Glory-Lines 12/09/2008

It’s another Tuesday edition of the Glory-Lines. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Should Tim Tebow Get A Vote? (InGameNow) FOX Camera Picks Up Something Extra In The Vikings Locker Room (Awful Announcing) Pacquiao vs. Mayweather: Make it Happen! (The Boxing Stop) Gator […]

Mastered The Art Of The "Belly-Wiggle"? Well The Tampa Bay Rays Have A Job For You.

The Rays aren’t just looking for free agents to bolster their lineup and bullpen, they’re also looking to bolster their between inning entertainment. According to the St. Petersburg Times, the Rays have posted an online ad looking for a replacement to take over for recently fired, Kelly Frank as their Raymond mascot. Here’s an excerpt […]

The weigh-in stage, where boxers that aren’t scheduled to fight come for the photo ops

The weigh-in for the Oscar De La Hoya, Manny Pacquiao fight was filled with stripping, flexing, and posing. Pretty normal right? But was happened next was anything but normal. No, it wasn’t the fact that two grown men don’t even weigh 150 pounds. No, it wasn’t the fact that George Lopez actually hosted this weigh-in. […]