Shaq In A Pink Speedo Means We All Lost

On a recent episode of his reality show, “Shaq Vs”, Shaquille O’Neal made a bet with Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh that if he loses in a game of beach volleyball, he will walk two miles in a pink Speedo. Well, he lost. And as a result, we all lost. That’s unless you’re a fan […]

Billy Gillispie Arrested For DUI

Billy Gillispie’s post-Kentucky era isn’t going to well. He hasn’t secured another gig, he’s in the midst of trying to get paid from Kentucky, and now he’s been popped for DUI. Former University of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Gillispie is lodged in Franklin County Regional Jail this morning, after he was arrested in Anderson County […]

The Glory Lines 8/27/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Colt McCoy For Heisman-quitur!!!* (Major League Jerk) New e-mails from Roethsliberger accuser are the most damaging yet (Pro Football Talk) Haiku to you, to NBA-ers that I hate (Hardwood Houdini) University […]

Gas Up The Wagon Honey, It’s "What Would Tim Tebow Do" Night Down At The Ballpark

I don’t currently reside in Florida, but having grown up there, I know first hand how fanatical the sports fans can be. Especially Gator fans. So it doesn’t surprise me one bit that a minor league baseball team in Fort Myers is holding a “What Would Tim Tebow Do” night at their ballpark. Tonight, the […]

Who You Need To Be Draftin’: Running Backs

With many fantasy football drafts taking place in the next week or so, we’re gonna go out of our way to help you improve on that last place finish of yester-year. If you’re looking for analytical statistics to help you draft, you’re in the wrong place. Relying on those same statistics got you that last […]

FIU wants Isiah Thomas’ First Loss To Be Against Ohio State Not North Carolina

The college basketball season is months away but Florida International University is ahead of the game when it comes to softening the blow of their first loss. FIU was slated to face Ohio State in the opening round of the Coaches vs. Cancer tournament, but have now been thrusted into a matchup with defending champions, […]

Mark Sanchez Named Jets Starting QB

New York Jets’ rookie and questionable poser, Mark Sanchez has been named the starting quarterback for the New York Jets. The Jets have seen enough of rookie Mark Sanchez and Kellen Clemens to determine a starter — and their choice is Sanchez, FOXSports.com has learned. Jets to name Sanchez winner in QB battle (Jay Glazer) […]

The Juiciest Jheri Curls In Sports History

Growing up in the 80′s allowed me to live through the glory years of the jheri curl. I witnessed the short ones, the afro ones, and the ones that sprawled down one’s back. With my own two eyes, I was able to see jheri curl juice on pillows, couches, towels, and even on the headrest […]

The Glory Lines 8/26/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! STEELERS POODLE IS MAKING ME CRY FROM LAUGHTER (PSAMP) The top 10 lottery busts of the last decade (Ball Don’t Lie) Cuff ‘Em: Gunshots Fired At Fantasy Football Party, Barking Labs […]

Your NFL Preseason Power Rankings: 32-25

Keezy W. will be handling this season’s NFL power rankings here at No Guts. For some reason he’s a Denver Broncos fan so any complaints about blatant Denver Broncos homering should be done in the comments. 32. Detroit Lions 0-16. Any questions?? 31. St. Louis Rams They are the only team in league that I […]

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