Who You Need To Be Draftin’: Quarterbacks

With many fantasy football drafts taking place this week, we’re gonna go out of our way to help you improve on that last place finish of yester-year. If you’re looking for analytical statistics to help you draft, you’re in the wrong place. Relying on those same statistics got you that last place finish, remember? So […]

The New Coping Mechanism For The Mets: Running Laps In The Parking Lot During Games

This is young scrappy New York Mets’ pitcher, Mike Pelfrey. Like the rest of his Mets’ teammates, he’s not having what you and I would call a banner year. He is 9-10 with an ERA of 5.03. In his last two starts, he has given up 17 hits, 12 runs and 10 walks in just […]

Mike Vick To Play In Week 1?

Apparently, you may get to see Mike Vick make his NFL regular season debut before week 6. In fact, it just may be opening weekend. According to FanHouse, sources say that they expect Roger Goodell to reinstate Vick immediately. A final resolution to the Michael Vick issue could come as soon as this weekend, and […]

The Glory Lines 9/3/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Mike Leach’s Parking Spot Gets a Makeover (The Wiz of Odds) Pete Carroll Says Simmer on Tebow (Buster Sports) Sports Reporters Gamble? Not Surprising (The Sporting Blog) Slick Rick Doing His […]

Questionable Poses: How Did You Miss The No Pants Party Going On At Purdue In 2000?

In a picture affectionately entitled, “Lifeguards”, the Purdue Boilermarker’s offensive line from the 2000 season blows this and this outta the water. And yes, the puns are intended. To the caption we go! Members of the Purdue University football team offensive line from left are: Brandon Gorin; Rob Turner; Chukky Okobi; Gene Mruczkowski and Matt […]

Bengals’ Rookie Andre Smith Is Out, But For How Long?

Just two days after ending his holdout, Cincinnati Bengals’ rookie tackle, Andre Smith injured his left foot. Aside from all the jokes that could be made about this situation and the fat clause that he has in his contract, there are differing of opinions on just how long he will be out. The Bengals say […]

The Glory Lines 9/2/09

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Who Put Up This Billboard Taking A Shot At Charlie Weis? (Sports Rubbish) Top 75 Fantasy NBA Players (The Hoop Doctors) Yahoo! Fantasy Hockey: The Top 100 players for 2009-10 (Puck […]

Your NFL Preseason Power Rankings: 16-9

Keezy W. will be handling this season’s NFL power rankings here at No Guts. For some reason he’s a Denver Broncos fan so any jokes about the Broncos or complaints about these rankings should be done in the comments. 16. Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers looks to continue to move out of Brett Farve‚Äôs shadow […]

He’s Just A Man Who Loves The Game, Can’t You Tell?

In last night’s preseason game against the Houston Texans, Brett Favre led his Vikings with passion and the will of a man that loves the game. He loves the game so much that he sometimes thinks that others shouldn’t be able to play the game for a while. On this night, Eugene Wilson was the […]

Pacman Jones To Play In The CFL

Adam “Pacman” Jones’ journey back to the NFL will apparently go through Canada. Jones, without a NFL team to call his own, has signed to play in the Canadian Football League. Jones agreed in principle to a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers late Monday night and is expected to join the team as […]

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