Predictably, Diego Maradona Will Run Naked If Argentina Wins The World Cup

Seriously, did you expect anything less from Diego Maradona? This is a man who ran over a journalist’s leg with his car and then blamed it on said journalist. So Maradona promising to run naked through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina is victorious in the World Cup shouldn’t be all that surprising. But […]

Tennis Player Embarks On Journey To Discover If A Breast Reduction Can Really Help Your Forehand

Women have breast reductions for a myriad of reasons. Reasons that usually don’t involve helping them in their chosen sporting event. Men hate breast reductions for a myriad of reasons. Reasons that usually involve our love for the female anatomy. Especially when said anatomy is measured at DD. A fact that up and coming tennis […]

Somebody Get The Squirrel Off The Field!

Target Field in Minnesota is really turning into a wild life refuge. First fans were witness to an American Kestrel swooping in for some dinner, now they got to take in a rogue squirrel take control of the infield. Three weeks after a bird of prey stole the show, a squirrel briefly interrupted play in […]

The Glory Lines 5/26/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Timmy & Bus Episode One: Escape From The Unicorn Club, Featuring Barry Zito (Tauntr) Jared Allen’s Mullet Is No More (Vikings Blog) Owners choose New York/New Jersey to host Super Bowl […]

Let’s Start The Day With A Flyers Fan Dropping A F Bomb…….On Live TV

When will these television types learn? Never I guess. If it hasn’t happened already, someone needs to pen a “how-to” book on covering a live celebration. Because frankly, these guys don’t understand that you can let fans talk directly into the microphone after a big victory. You just can’t. They can chant and blurt out […]

The Glory Lines 5/25/10

It’s time for the daily linkage. You know the drill, here’s some stories from around the ‘net that we like and you SHOULD too! Introducing the Steve Nash Injury Index (Ball Don’t Lie) Joe Mauer leads AL in early All-Star voting (MLB.com) Sources: Chicago Bulls reaching out to former coach Phil Jackson (ESPN) Steve Phillips […]

The T-Shirt That Sums Up Baseball In Philadelphia

Well folks, we finally have the mother of all custom made ballpark shirts. As you can see, there aren’t any spiffy designs or illustrations. Just words. But never before have words on t-shirt been so powerful and meaningful Because in just 10 words, this t-shirt tells you everything you would ever need to know about […]

Today In Ridiculous Conference Expansion Rumors: The Big Ten Could Expand To 20 Teams

Why not? We’ve heard everything else right. You surprised? If you are, you shouldn’t be. We’ve heard rumor after rumor about who the Big Tens wants, when they want them, and how they want them. This particular rumor isn’t any different. Other than the fact that it is utterly ridiculous. But it’s my duty to […]

Venus Williams Is Making The French Open A Little More Interesting

There’s not much to report on the French Open itself. I mean, it’s only the first round. But Venus Williams has managed to get the internet all riled up today. And I’m sure you can see why. Now the question becomes, what will Venus wear next? Via The Sydney Morning Herald Have some breaking news […]

Let’s Start The Day With A Little Guy Dunking On A Bigger Guy

Phil Pressey is a 5’10 point guard who will play his college ball at the University of Missouri. Tony Mitchell is a 6’8 small forward who will also play his college ball at the University of Missouri. They both played in the TABC Allstar Game in San Antonio, Texas. And what occurred will undoubtedly haunt […]