NBA agent David Falk rips John Wall and just about every other member of the Washington Wizards

david-falkIt’s not completely clear why David Falk decided to call Washington Post columnist Mike Wise and absolutely rip to shreds John Wall and other members of the Washington Wizards, other than possibly being a disgruntled season ticket holder. But we must say that in a time of people ripping others under the cloak of anonymity, the fact that Falk put his name on the comments you’re about to read is refreshing.

But enough of all that. Let’s get to the ripping, shall we.

So apparently, Falk calls Wise and before the two can exchange pleasantries, Falk begins to go in on Wall.

“I’m going to save you from embarrassment,” Michael Jordan’s former agent said as an introduction Monday night when he called.

A Wizards season ticket holder, Falk added: “You guys are in dreamland. Because this team [stinks] so bad you guys want John Wall to be someone he will never be.

“Before Wall becomes Nene, I would trade him and get rid of him.”

Ouch. But it gets better.

“I’m serious. He doesn’t have a feel for the game,” Falk said. “He only knows how to play one speed. Magic Johnson had a great feel, a court sense, by the time he was a sophomore in college. Chris Paul had it by the time he was a sophomore in high school.

“You can develop your jump shot all you want, but if you don’t know how to play more than an up-and-down game by the time you’re about 20 as a point guard, the chances of learning are very slim. I don’t see it happening.”

“Let me ask you a question,” Falk said, maybe 28 times over 30 minutes, often answering for you. “Who’s bigger, Kyrie Irving or John Wall? John Wall. Who’s a better athlete? John Wall. Who’s faster? Who’s stronger? John Wall.

“Now, who’s a better player? Kyrie Irving,” he said of Cleveland’s all-star point guard who was rookie of the year in 2012. “John Wall will never be good as Kyrie Irving was in his first week in the NBA.

“You want to know the reason why just nine teams have won an NBA title in 40 years? Because if both of them came out today, 99 percent of all general managers would still take John Wall instead of Kyrie Irving. They’d take the athlete over the ballplayer. And they’d be wrong.”

And still, Falk is not done with Wall.

“I’m not down on John Wall,” Falk said, before being further down on John Wall. “I just think people want him to be something he’s never going to be. He’s a big tease. He doesn’t have a good enough feel for the game to be an elite player. I don’t think he’ll ever be the player you think he is.”

Now that he has all of that off his chest, he turns his attention to the Wizards as a whole and other members of the team.

“If I own this team, the only guy I’d keep is Bradley Beal,” Falk continued. “I would trade John Wall before what you wrote [Sunday] is wrong.”

“The team is going nowhere. Randy [Wittman] is doing a great job with minimal talent. You’re one of two things in the NBA: either one player away from contending or you’re rebuilding. The Wizards are in limbo. I love Ernie [Grunfeld] and Ted [Leonsis], but I’d rather have Orlando’s team in four years. I wouldn’t want [Jordan] Crawford. You think [Jan] Vesely is going to turn into this year’s number six pick, Damian Lillard from Portland? No, he’s not. And [Trevor] Booker isn’t going to turn into Blake Griffin. . . .I like Beal. That’s it.

How does Faulk feel about Nene?

“He’s not going to win on this team. He knows it. He doesn’t want to be here. By the time Washington is good, how old is Nene going to be?”

And what about Emeka Okafor and Trevor Ariza?

“You paid about $29 million for them when could have had [Falk client] Elton Brand for $2.1 million after he was amnestied? Would you rather have a Mercedes for $20,000, or a broken-down Chevy and broken-down Yugo for $250,000?”

Ladies and gentlemen, David Falk just dropped the mic.

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  1. Dayum!!!!!

  2. who gives a sh– what that nutjob says ,His claim to fame is being jordan’s agent ?
    He is as qualified as the wizards clean up crew to comment on players.
    As a point of reference of his evaluation’s Elton brand sucks has been overpaid his whole career, How come he did not make that comment ? I am from LA and anyone who watches the games can vouch for that. Falk go sit the f—k down and wash jordan’s d–k that is all you were ever good for. As soon as jordan retired his 15 minutes of fame ended.

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