Soon, you’ll be able to purchase “Jerry Wipes” from the Cowboys’ online store

We all know that Jerry Jones is one capitalistic son-of-a-gun. And now it seems that the “make money anyway you can” attitude has rubbed off Jerry’s son-in-law, Shy Anderson.

Now you remember Jerry’s son-in-law, Shy Anderson right? He’s the man who was seen cleaning Jones’ glasses for him during the NFL’s season opener between the Cowboys and Giants. Well, since his eyeglass cleaning talents created such an internet sensation, Anderson has decided to attempt to cash in with something he’s calling Jerry Wipes.

After days of ribbing about the incident, Shy may get the last laugh with a new product that will soon be offered in the Cowboys’ online store.

Shy has designed and ordered some custom eyeglass cleaning cloths with the words “Jerry Wipes” printed on them.
“They can also be used for spontaneous shoe shining, if necessary,” he says with a chuckle.

Is he serious?

“Absolutely,” he says. “It started out as a joke, but let’s see how far we can take it.”

If Anderson makes any money at all from this, we wonder if his father-in-law would be looking for his cut.

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  1. Thomas Burton says:

    What’s next, crying towels or Jerry Diapers.

  2. Well I guess it is now official, our society has completely lost their minds.

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