Albert Haynesworth may not be a lot of things, but the man believes in living on the edge. Whether that’s convincing someone to pay him $100 million and then convincing himself to not play hard anymore. Or giving an exotic dancer a reason to think she’s carrying his baby. Or just having no regard for conditioning tests. The man just continues to live by that mantra.
The latest example of Haynesworth’s way of life comes at the expense of a waitress in Washington who allegedly had her breast used like a credit card reader by Haynesworth.
Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling the breast of his server in a hotel restaurant in Washington.
A grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth over the alleged incident at a downtown Washington hotel in the early hours of Feb. 13. If convicted, the 29-year-old two-time All-Pro faces up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.
According to the U.S. attorney’s office, the government’s evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server’s dress and fondled her breast.
Oh Albert. Such the risk taker.