Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Now Orange

Okay, let’s recap for anyone who is new to the “What color will Sammy Sosa’s skin be next?” game. First, he showed up in Vegas with a new (and lighter) skin tone. Then, it was supposedly back to normal. Then, Sosa showed in Miami with, again, a new (and lighter) skin tone.

And now? Well, he’s decided that spray tans look best on him.

Again, Sammy Sosa’s skin just needs to make up its mind.

Connect with No Guts, No Glory

Have a tip you want to send us?

Email us at

Receive updates from No Guts, No Glory

Speak Your Mind