Ole Miss Has Finally Dwindled It Down To Three Horrible Choices For Their New Mascot

If you haven’t been keeping up with this, allow me to fill you in. The University of Mississippi has embarked on a mission to find a new mascot because people have grown tired of the old man leaning on a cane. It may be more to this, but the bottom line is that the mascot is changing.

Of course, everybody and their momma who remotely cares about Ole Miss has an opinion about what the mascot should be. And what does one do when they have an opinion about something? Create a Facebook group about it, of course.

Unfortunately, the Admiral Ackbar Facebook group didn’t go over so well, so Ole Miss had to go back to the drawing board. And that trip resulted in three options.

Brace yourself. It’s gonna be bad.

The Rebel Land Shark

Just think about this. A Land Shark. A shark on land. How is that possible? It’s not. Why am I even trying to understand this?

The Rebel Black Bear

A black bear? A black bear? You needed a committee to come up with a black bear? Again, why am I even trying to understand this?

Hotty Toddy

I’m done.

Images via Red Cup Rebellion

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  1. Anonymous says:

    "69 graduate. What are they (who"s they)thinking about? Never seen a Rebel shark,bear, Nor a "hotty Toddy". Have you? Leave tradition alone!!!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    How about th OLE MISS DAISY"S

  3. I have no ties to Ole Miss at all. Those 3 choices are outright embarrassing. Leave it alone.

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