Don’t you just love the good ole journalists with all their “sources” and such? You know, those sources that told journalists around the country that former NHL coach, Pat Burns had died of cancer. But what they didn’t know was that Pat Burns had a more reliable source than them all.
Let’s see what the most reliable source has to say about Pat Burns’ death that never really happened.
“Here we go again,” said the three-time NHL coach of the year. “They’re trying to kill me before I’m dead. I come to Quebec to spend some time with my family and they say I’m dead. I’m not dead, far (expletive) from it. They’ve had me dead since June. Tell them I’m alive. Set them straight.”
Straight they have been set. Score check?
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