A Pantsless, Drunk Lady Gaga Infiltrates Yankees’ Clubhouse, Banning And Unbanning Ensues

While you were out enjoying your weekend, Lady Gaga and her crew infiltrated Yankees stadium for a tilt between the Yankees and Mets. In typical Gaga fashion, not that I’m familiar with typical Gaga fashion, she shows up to the stadium without pants and sets her sights on the Yankees’ clubhouse. Once there, she does what Lady Gaga does best. Annoy everyone.

A fuming Hal Steinbrenner informed Yankee Stadium executives that Lady Gaga is permanently banned from the team’s clubhouse after her boozy antics — including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs — during a visit to the house that Ruth built Friday night, sources told The Post.

The songstress and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers’ clubhouse — without team approval — and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.
She met six players — including Alex Rodriguez and Robinson Cano — while the “Poker Face” singer kept slurring her words trying to say how much she loved the Yankees and how thrilled she was to be inside the exclusive area, sources said.

Surprisingly, everyone wasn’t blaming Lady Gaga for being Lady Gaga. GM Brian Cashman blames stadium employees.

Yankee General Manager Brian Cashman is gaga for Gaga — saying yesterday that the half-dressed singer did nothing wrong when she infiltrated the players’ clubhouse after a game over the weekend, causing a stir among team brass.

Instead, Cashman put the blame on his own employees for allowing the outrageous “Poker Face” singer to make her uncomfortable, boozy visit to the clubhouse Friday night after the Yanks’ Subway Series loss to the Mets.

“She didn’t do anything wrong,” Cashman said.

The GM said celebrities are allowed to mingle with players in a designated area adjacent to the locker room — but only after Yankee victories. They are not usually allowed in the clubhouse, he said.

“She’s not banned” from Yankee Stadium and the VIP area, Cashman said.

So let’s recap. Lady Gaga is still welcome at Yankees Stadium. Lady Gaga is still welcome in theVIP area. Lady Gaga is still annoying.

Lady Gaga banned from Yankee clubhouse after boozed-up antics (New York Post)

Boozy clubhouse crash not her fault: Yank GM (New York Post)

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