Breaking: Sammy Sosa’s Skin Is Black Again

I know you routinely awake in cold sweats wondering if Sammy Sosa’s skin is ok. Well wonder no more because we finally have eyewitnesses that can vouch that Sosa’s skin is indeed fine.

Last weekend at club Liv at the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach, “Sosa looked back to his usual color and was partying with friends until the early hours,” said a spy. Also there were Ryan Seacrest and Adrien Brody, who were in town to celebrate the birthdays of coal tycoon Wayne Boich and former NBA star Rony Seikaly.

Talk about relief. You can finally rest easy.

Sammy Sosa back to black (New York Post)

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