I Wouldn’t Wish The Dick Vitale Fathead On My Worst Enemey

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Dick Vitale’s torso has been made into a Fathead so that all the world may plaster him to their wall. But this particular Fathead is unlike any other Fathead. Oh no. This Fathead will haunt your dreams.

Why?

Because it shall speak.

Loudly.

In Dick Vitale dialect.

God help us all.


The company that produces vinyl wall graphics has made the ESPN announcer its first talking graphic.

Fathead issues a special pen that will allow the wallpaper to utter phrases such as “awesome baby” “Diaper Dandy” and “PTPer.”

May you never be stuck in a room with one of these.

Dick Vitale a real Fathead (USA Today)

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