I swear. This Tiger scandal is really beginning to have a “Choose Your Own Adventure” feel to it.
To give this story a chance go away and save the marriage, Tiger goes to sex rehab
To add more fuel to the fire, Tiger goes to sex rehab and treat it like it’s a joke.
Wanna guess what angle The National Enquirer is taking? You guessed it. Adding more fuel to the fire. Why am I not surprised?
A hostile Tiger Woods exploded with pent-up rage during sex addiction therapy after weeks of treating the entire program as a big joke, a close source told The Enquirer. He denied he has a problem, says the source, ridiculed fellow patients and refused to cooperate with therapists.
“What a cheat!” blasted the source. “Tiger’s so-called rehabilitation is a joke. He went into rehab as a sex addict, and he’s coming out as one. He has been in complete denial the whole time.
“Tiger isn’t about to change his stripes. As soon as his wife Elin takes her eyes off him, he will be hopping into bed with the first bimbo that catches his eye.”
And so, the scandal rolls on.
Oh and if you want the entire story, head on down to your neighborhood grocery store and pick a copy of the Enquirer. I’m sure you won’t.
TIGER CHEATED IN REHAB (The National Enquirer)
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