I found the biggest Phillies fan ever!

Philadelphia Phillies fan, Susan Finkelstein loves her Phillies. So naturally she wants to watch them play in the World Series against the Yankees, but there is one problem, she doesn’t have tickets.

So what does a semi-attractive, 43-year-old woman do in this situation? Remember it’s 2009.

Yes, she places an ad on Craigslist. Must I reveal what the post entailed? Okay, here goes:

“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Unfortunately for Ms. Finkelstein, her ad was answered by an undercover officer from the Bensalem Township Police Department. Yes, she did offer to perform sexual acts and was arrested for prostitution.

Let this be a lesson for women all over America. The one thing men love more than sex is sports. No respectable Phillies fan would have answered the ad anyway.

Cops:Woman offered sex act for World Series tix (FOXSports.com)

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