In case you missed it, Florida State retired Ron King’s jersey at halftime of Saturday’s game against Clemson. And for all you jive turkeys that don’t know who Ron King is, here’s a link complete with a fro that has everything you need to know.
Now on to what we’re here for, Mr. King’s suit. I’m all for school spirit, but let’s be real, Ron. A gold suit with garnet pinstripes? Oh and a garnet top hat? And must you wear the shades? I watched this game from start to finish and I didn’t see the sun shining on my television. Maybe I just didn’t notice it. I doubt it though.
Kids, please don’t try this at home.