10 Professional Athletes That Don’t Look Very Athletic At All

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Filament.io Made with Flare More Info'> 0 Flares ×

There are times when I’m watching professional sporting events where certain players stick out like sore thumbs. Not because they’re not good or anything, it’s just that when you put them next to other professional athletes, they look like they have no business out there. So for those of you with dreams of being a professional athlete, this one’s for you. Here are some athletes that were able to get to the pros all the while looking very nonathletic. So in other words, there is a small glimmer of hope for you.

Butter Bean
For all you aspiring boxers, no need to spend hours training. Just get up to a sturdy 400lbs and you too can be a professional fighter.

Butter Bean

Paul Pierce
Wanna be a Finals MVP with a sweet nickname like “The Truth”? Well, don’t waste your time lifting weights. Just depend on the frame The Good Lord gave you.

Paul Pierce
David Ortiz
Wanna unleash the inner Big Papi in you? Just concentrate on hitting the hard ball. No running, lifting, or practicing your defense. If you excel at not doing all of these, you could be a celebrated DH. Gotta love that!

David Ortiz

Tom Brady
Just take a look at this photo. You already know what this guy has accomplished. Some of you see this same thing in the mirror every morning. Pick up a football and start winning Super Bowls.

Tom Brady

John Daly
Yeah, go join the PGA Tour NOW!

John Daly

Roger Federer
Are you less than 180 lbs. soak and wet? If the answer is yes, then tennis glory is in store for you.

Roger Federer

Tim Duncan
This one is a tough one. You need to be 7 feet tall for this to work effectively, but here goes. What you want to do is swim, swim, and swim some more. That’s it. The result? Multiple NBA championships and Finals MVPs. Anyone can do that, right?

Tim Duncan

Peyton Manning
Making yourself into a prolific passer isn’t hard. Take it from this guy. All you need to do is constantly work on running in place. Throwing for a ton of yards is all about keeping the puppies moving, not strengthening the rest of your body.

Peyton Manning

Kevin Youkilis
Gotta spare tire above the belt? Major League Baseball is the place for you. And you won’t be stuck on the bench. You’ll be thrown in the outfield, first base, and even third base.

Kevin Youkilis

Phil Mickelson
Do you suffer from moobs, mits, or mittys? Well, the PGA Tour better watch out because you’re well on your way to being a top 5 player. You see your moobs, mits, or mittys as a bad thing, but they will work wonders for your short game.

Phil Mickelson

Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to our feed! or Follow us on Twitter!


Have a tip you want to send us?

Email us at ngngsports@gmail.com

Connect with No Guts, No Glory



Receive updates from No Guts, No Glory

Comments

  1. jay adams says:

    LOL at butterbean… tim duncan mastered the fundamentals… that is why he can dominate even if he is not as imposing as SHAQ

  2. Sarah Shapiro says:

    OH GOD FUCK ME!

Speak Your Mind

*

CloseWant more NGNGSports? Follow us on Twitter and Like Us on Facebook.

0 Flares Twitter 0 Facebook 0 Filament.io 0 Flares ×