No need to talk baseball because you can no longer say Jason Giambi and baseball in the same sentence. Yeah, he still plays, but at this point who cares? He’s only good for quotes like this one in reference to being how much longer he plans to play:
What else am I going to do? Seriously. Maybe bouncer at a strip joint. That’s about all I’m qualified to do.
So not only is he dragging out his baseball career, he has promised us that one of the first faces we may see when we hit up a strip club is his. Picture this:
You gather up fellas and head over to the best strip club in town only to see Giambi, who is known to wear a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform during “slumps”, waiting to pat you down.
I think I’ll pass. As the song says, Never trust a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong and a smile. Or something like that.