Top 10 Worst Dressed Coaches

Recently it seems that anytime I’m watching anything sports related and a coach graces the screen, I find myself laughing uncontrollably. Whether it’s a game or an interview, I always find humor in many of the coaches these days. Why, you ask? Because many coaches are horrible dressers! I’m sure I could give you a list of 50, but here’s 10 coaches that have a hard time dressing nice.

Patt Knight – Texas Tech

Visibly following in his father’s, the great Bob Knight, footsteps. He’s a coach and refuses to wear a suit. Sweater vest aren’t staple wardrobe items, at least not for the rest of us.

Patt Knight

Joe Maddon – Tampa Bay Rays

Off the diamond, Maddon seems to think he’s 21 with his American Eagle shirts and tight jeans. Not that I know anything about American Eagle shirts or tight jeans for that matter.

Joe Maddon

Greg Popovich – San Antonio Spurs

Over the past couple of years, coach Popovich has decided to ditch the tie and his sense of style.

Greg Popovich
Lindy Ruff – Buffalo Sabres

Three piece doesn’t work very often, but this one will never work. Coach Ruff could use a makeover, but doesn’t he resemble ‘Jigsaw’ from the Saw movies.

Lindy Ruff
Sidney Lowe – North Carolina State Wolfpack

If you have the balls to wear a red sports coat, more power to you. And I’m sure you know everything that comes with it, including showing up on a list like this one.

Sidney Lowe
Bruce Pearl – Tennessee Volunteers

If it takes balls to wear a red sports coat, it take gigantic balls to wear an orange one.

Bruce Pearl

Don Nelson – Golden State Warriors

Nellie has never been big on style, but the “I’ve just left an AA meeting” look has to go. Check out the midriff, all he needs now is the belly ring.

Don Nelson

Alvin Wyatt – Bethune Cookman Wildcats

Now, I know many people don’t know about this guy, but you should. He turns the Wildcat’s sideline into a fashion catwalk and it’s truly a sight to see. His “outfits” scream mid-life crisis!

Alvin Wyatt
Charlie Weiss – Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Of all the Notre Dame gear Weiss owns, why would he ever choose this sweatsuit. The funny thing is, he always looks this way.

Charlie Weis
Bill Belichick – New England Patriots

AKA “The Hoodie” and my personal favorite, Belichick looks more like a homeless guy than a NFL coach in his infamous sleeveless hoodie ensemble.

Bill Belichick

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Al Groh from Virginia

  2. Los Brown says:

    Al’s slacks and sweaters are pretty bad.

  3. 1970’s and 1980’s Jime Boeheim with the plaid sport coat. He has somewhat redeemed himself now that his new hot wife picks all of his clothes.

  4. Los Brown says:

    Yeah, Jim has been okay since the late 90’s.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Charlie Weis introduced the world to “Turtle Neck Pants”

  6. Anonymous says:

    Andy Reid deserves a place on the list for sure.

  7. Anonymous says:

    How about Nolan Richardson and some of those horrendous suit-boot combinations he sported during the years that the Razorbacks were good.

  8. Gotta be Tressel

  9. Los Brown says:

    Richardson and Reid would definitely make our top 20, but Tressel looks okay in his sweater combinations.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Didn’t the Bethune Cookman coach used to be the lead singer of Cameo?

  11. Anonymous says:

    Jack Del Rio.

    Leather Jacket, DirtyJersey hairdo, smug-ass look on his face – all standard at every game.

  12. Jim Tressle and that ugly grey sweater he always wears.

  13. Anonymous says:

    How about Dr. Jack Ramsay for the 1977 Champion Portland Trailblazers. . . The plaid pants, etc, are a sore sight for sore eyes!

  14. Los Brown says:

    Lets give Dr. Ramsey a break, it was the 70’s.

  15. Anonymous says:

    no Doug Moe or Don Cherry???

  16. Someone definitely needs to tell Del Rio to lose the leather jacket.

  17. It wouldn’t be fair if we added Don Cherry. He’s the king when it comes to worst dressed.

  18. I know the guy who took the picture of Joe Maddon. It was while Maddon was shopping for supplies before personally cooking dinner for 200-300 people at a homeless shelter. What do you wear when you’re cooking for the homeless?

  19. What about Chuck Amato with those Wizard of Oz red shoes he use to wear at N.C. State

  20. I don’t know what you should wear while feeding the homeless, but thats not it. We’re not questioning his charitable spirit, only his wardrobe. He would have been better off wearing Rays gear.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Definitetly Al Groh, with his daring/retarded sweatshirt tucked into his khakis in every single game, what a douche

  22. He’s feeding the homeless bottles of wine??

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  24. Weiss is terrible. You would think with all that money he would want to look better and not look like a slob. He won’t make it as a college coach either. He will need some clothes for his next interview.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Al Groh definetly ranks up there,
    also Bum Phillips ffom the Houston Oilers with the cowboy hat and boots

  26. stuart dean says:

    what about Jerry Glanville!!!!

    and yes Al Groh and the basketball coach from NC State

  27. MeThinks says:

    Come on now. Give Charlie some leniency. What are you supposed to wear when you where Bill for so long. Charlie got some coaching advice and probably took note from the wardrobe.

  28. kmonster says:

    Last I checked, sports was about athletic competition not the latest fufu fashion. Try watching the game for a change *sheesh*

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