The thrill is gone! (And so is the "Stache")

Jason Giambi and his porn mustache

So, Jason Giambi has decided to cut his mustache to break him out the funk he has been in lately. Giambi was hitting .234 with three homeruns for the month of July and followed that up with a 0-for-9 start in August. Giambi insists that he’s growing it back, but you know what they say, “there’s nothing like an original”. That 70’s porn stache was the only thing that was keeping you relevant and you had to go and ruin it, Jason. Well you DID manage to ruin your career so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that this too is now ruined.

R.I.P “Stache” ……………………… you will be missed.

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  1. The Yankees may have lost tonight, but the power of the stache was still apparent. Giambi only drove it into the upper deck after fans in the stands donned fake moustaches and held up a sign that read “Bring Back the Stache”.

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    – Dan

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