Much to my dismay, the Detroit Pistons have reportedly reached a verbal on a contract with former No. 1 pick, Kwame Brown. Reportedly Kwame is going to be allowed to steal $8 million dollars over two years. Talk about living the American Dream. Luckily, at this point it’s only a verbal agreement so there’s still time for Joe Dumars to right this wrong. And since it seems that Mr. Dumars didn’t do his due diligence, I’ll do it for him free of charge.
In Brown’s eight year career he has averaged 24 minutes per game and has only been able to muster 7.5 points per game and 5.7 rebounds per game. Do I even have to continue?
Only if I were 9 or 10 more inches taller, I too could steal money from NBA franchises for a living.